you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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