hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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