you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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