If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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