he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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