good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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