Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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