Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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