Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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