they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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