Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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