I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
