You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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