So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I came so hard my ears popped.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
True college students do jello shots in the library
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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