Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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