chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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