Non-Jews are for practice
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
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