What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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