I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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