I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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