my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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