id be glad to
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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