You're my little dorito
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
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