She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
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