I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
