It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Randomize
