we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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