If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
No subtext here. People are naked.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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