Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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