Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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