last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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