Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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