just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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