Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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