But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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