There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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