that's an acceptable place to lick
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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