I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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