whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Enjoy the penises
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Randomize
