i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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