Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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