this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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