what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
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