Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Randomize
