y did u give ur computer a hand job?
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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