Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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