hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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