I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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