He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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