Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
