problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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