id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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